Lovely Quotes

Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.

Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Insanity in individuals is something rare -- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

Will Rogers

You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.

Winston Churchill

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Charles Dickens

I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.

Anonymous

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.